May 2013
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Public Shaming: Sadly, You Cannot Give $1 Million... →
publicshaming:
“Almost everything you post on this blog is so terrible and depressing!”
Yes, I know. It’s a message I often receive on here. So, in order to combat the overwhelming sadness you all feel today from not winning the lottery or the news that Yahoo is probably buying Tumblr for $1.1 Billion (around…
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In Case You Hadn't Noticed, Dan Brown Is Really... →
Dan Brown’s newest much snickered-at mega-blockbuster novel hit shelves this week, and all the ensuing publicity for the author should be reminding you of something: Dan Brown is a really, really w…
Everyone stop what you’re doing and listen to Dan Brown’s soft, soft voice.
I am shitting myself.
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April 2013
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I’m going to squeeze the Harry Potter franchise for every last red cent....
– Gilderoy Lockhart, A Very Potter Senior Year (Act Two, Part Four)
WHEN MY FAMILY ASKS ME WHAT I DO IN GRAD SCHOOL
whatshouldwecallgradschool:
credit: Danielle
March 2013
5 posts
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How to Get Stickers off Books
Without ruining the cover, of course.
The video version of this, with the more difficult stickers, and if you don’t feel like reading.
You will need three things if you’re a beginner and four things if you’re under whatever the suitable age for this sort of thing is. Please remember to wash your hands after doing this, as I do not want anyone catching fire.
Things Needed:
A...
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February 2013
17 posts
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Short Skirt, Long Cloak
I want a girl with a mind like Hermione. I want a girl who knows what’s best. I want a girl with lips that curl. And pride that burns like a baronet’s. I want a girl with witchy allocations, Who’s kind, but severe, And sharp as a tack. She’s cleaning out the Doxies. She’s frizzing up her hair. She’s touring the academies, And riding a Ridgeback. I...
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TypeCon →
Alright, who is coming with me? /outnerded
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Dear Teen Me →
This entry is my favourite, so far. I’m in tears. :|
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January 2013
26 posts
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“Say…Nevermore,” said Shadow.
“Fuck you!” Said...
– Neil Gaiman, American Gods
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Did you know...
Shaggy’s full name, from Scooby Doo, is Norville Rogers?
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Is it so weird that I watch people shop for... →
Don’t even judge me.
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When I See Dippin Dots
I’m just like:
But after they’re done, I’m like:
“That’s it?”
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The Power of the Dog. Cabal (2003-2013) →
I can’t imagine Neil without Cabal. :(
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The Truth About Evolution
I’ve been listening to many “science-y” podcasts and reading quite a bit of unofficial overviews of science-based topics. Most of these involve DNA, bioengineering, and the theory of evolution. Now, I may not be an expert on the finer points of DNA, or bioengineering, for that matter (though I’ve had many intense ethical issues with it), but I have a pretty damn good handle...
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Shopping for (Book) Nerds →
I have this little pink hanger on the left…and below my Kobo somewhere. It’s a link for things I shop for or will probably shop for. It’s mostly a collection of nerdy book things/nerdy nerd things. But people should check it out. Especially after my last “discovery”. Come onnnnn. You know you wanna. I do not get paid for this though.
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Greg Story-time Voice: I didn’t know his name, from what I could gather, the...
– Greg Proops, “Anemones” podcast