December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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I’m having one of those middle-of-the-night-almost-asleep crisis moments. You know the ones where you come to terms with something super obvious about yourself that you’ve always known (or an idea has occurred to you and you want to patent it), but suddenly acknowledging it when you’re half asleep makes it a huge revelation. Goddamn, sleep-brain has me wound up. I feel like a...
Dec 29th
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WHY DOES LONDON, UK GET ALL THE COOL STUFF?! D →
I am so sad I’ll miss this.
Dec 29th
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When people interrupt me while I'm reading
bltsl4: They expect my reaction to be something like: When really, my reaction is something like:
Dec 29th
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I can’t help lifting my 3-D glasses to make sure there is a difference in quality. 
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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““While it is always wrong to generalize…the horror writers are...”
– Neil Gaiman & Amanda Palmer (A Prelude to an Evening with Neil Gaiman & Amanda Palmer) (I have tears in my eyes from laughter.)
Dec 28th
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“Know that you’ll always feel like a fake.”
– Neil Gaiman (from A Prelude to an Evening with Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer)
Dec 28th
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““Will you please bring Shadow back in a full length novel?” ...”
– Neil Gaiman (from A Prelude to an Evening with Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer)  OMG. YES.
Dec 28th
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““It’s literature.” “Nevermore,” said the raven....”
– Neil Gaiman, Forbidden Brides of the Faceless Slaves in the Secret House of the Night of Dread Desire (from A Prelude to an Evening with Neil Gaiman & Amanda Palmer)
Dec 28th
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That triumphant moment when you are able to scan a barcode/SKU/UPC code/ISBN number that is under the wrinkle of shrink wrap.  You cannot defeat me, shrink wrap.
Dec 28th
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Youtube LOLs
LOL.
Dec 27th
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Youtube LOLs
On the video of a cat that looks like a bengal tiger. :’D
Dec 27th
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Youtube LOLs
It was a top comment and I don’t know what it’s about, but it made me chuckle.
Dec 27th
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Set Fire to the Rain
seafoammonkey: riceballinafruitsbasket: OH MY GOD. LOVE.
Dec 27th
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Book on Trial #12: As I Wake
Title: As I Wake Author: Elizabeth Scott Genre: Teen, drama, science fiction, medical, anomaly, other worlds, parallel universe, love, betrayal, parenting, death, life, survival, moving on, grief. Recommended For: No one. Rating:  Sentence: I sentence Elizabeth Scott to another world where this story makes sense. Review: When I read this book I realized why I had sworn off teen books for a...
Dec 27th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Book on Trial #11: Fracture
Title: Fracture Author: Megan Miranda Genre: Teen, drama, supernatural, medical, anomaly, miracles, religion, love, triangles, betrayal, parenting, death, life, survival, moving on, grief. Recommended For: 13+ Rating:  Sentence: I sentence Megan Miranda to figuring out her parental issues, the same as the rest of us. Review: Okay, so I’ll admit I enjoyed Miranda’s writing....
Dec 24th
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Book on Trial #10: The Sisters Brothers
Title: The Sisters Brothers Author: Patrick deWitt Genre: Western, assassins, action, gold rush America, black humour, satire, fiction. Recommended For: Western lovers; people who love humour in their fiction; people who like making fun of traditional Westerns; fans of True Grit; Canadians; award-winning book readers; mature content and themes. Rating:  Sentence: I sentence Patrick deWitt to...
Dec 24th
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Every time I see three or more people with the same colour shirt, in my field of vision, I automatically assume they’re part of a flash mob.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 17th
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“Why is a gorilla wearing a gorilla costume?”
– Nathan, Misfits (lmao, such an emotional moment ruined)
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Fuck Yeah Captain Morgan →
LOL. Yes, I’m obsessed enough to make this it’s own tumblr. :)
Dec 14th
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OH MY GOD. I typed in my old email address and found THE MOST EMBARRASSING ”personal page” on blackplanet.com. Firstly, why the hell was I on there? And second, OMG why am I speaking like that? *delete* This is almost as bad as re-discovering my old email: high_till_i_die7@hotmail.com. Srsly. lol 
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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I get really antsy and annoyed when customers won’t even say no to the several questions we ask before settling a sale; they just shove their chip-cards in the pinpad without a word and without asking if I’m good to go. Firstly, your card is just gonna sit in that machine like a dead weight until I press the magic button. And secondly, it’s just gonna take longer now that...
Dec 13th
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Anonymous asked: what are your favorite tv shows?
Dec 12th
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I was wondering if carjackers ever steal from handicapped parking spots. I know it’s unlikely, but what if the key is forgotten in the door or something? Or if the car is unlocked/easy to break into and hotwire? Is there a moral code against that? And if there is, does this mean that handicapped parking spaces are the only places you can be at ease to leave your car? Even with a thousand...
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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When the shower water is so hot it feels cold. :| I want to be a lobster not a penguin.
Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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Pet Peeve
Dirty dishes. Srsly, if they’re by the sink, just wash them. Or if you have a dishwasher there is NO excuse. 
Dec 9th
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Pet Peeve
Shoes on the bed. D:<
Dec 6th
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Pet Peeve
Braking for no reason. Seriously, I’mma hurt you; why you ruining my flow?
Dec 5th
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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