Thursday, 5 January 2012
Baby-Friendly LotR’s History
“Once upon a time in Baby Earth, there were…pacifiers of power!
Three Pacifiers for the long-eared babes under the sky,
Seven for the short boys in their halls of stone,
Nine for regular babies doomed to die (er, in their very OLD AGE…gracefully),
One for the Evil Babysitter on her poo-poo-butt throne
In the Land of Suburbia where the grown-ups lie.
One Pacifier to rule them all, One Pacifier to find them,
One Pacifier to bring them all and in the darkness (but with night-light) bind them
In the Land of Suburbia where the grown-ups lie.”