Excelsior, fellow book lovers!
Sometimes I wonder why my books haven't asked for my parents' blessings yet.
You don't need to know who I am. Only that I like things. Like books. I am also a bookseller, which is why my hands are so dry to the point of them peeling off like snake-skin.
This blog is meant to be as ridiculous and funny as it is serious. I love books, reviewing them, discussing them, and analyzing them, but I'm also a fan of awesome things that make me laugh.
This does not include cheesy romantic comedies or lemon-flavoured candies. These are neither laugh-worthy (usually) or awesomely yummy (ick).
Thursday, 5 January 2012
Baby-Friendly LotR’s History
“Once upon a time in Baby Earth, there were…pacifiers of power!
Three Pacifiers for the long-eared babes under the sky,
Seven for the short boys in their halls of stone,
Nine for regular babies doomed to die (er, in their very OLD AGE…gracefully),
One for the Evil Babysitter on her poo-poo-butt throne
In the Land of Suburbia where the grown-ups lie.
One Pacifier to rule them all, One Pacifier to find them,
One Pacifier to bring them all and in the darkness (but with night-light) bind them
In the Land of Suburbia where the grown-ups lie.”
