Excelsior, fellow book lovers!
Sometimes I wonder why my books haven't asked for my parents' blessings yet.
You don't need to know who I am. Only that I like things. Like books. I am also a bookseller, which is why my hands are so dry to the point of them peeling off like snake-skin.
This blog is meant to be as ridiculous and funny as it is serious. I love books, reviewing them, discussing them, and analyzing them, but I'm also a fan of awesome things that make me laugh.
This does not include cheesy romantic comedies or lemon-flavoured candies. These are neither laugh-worthy (usually) or awesomely yummy (ick).
Saturday, 14 April 2012
99 Problems and Small Tits Ain’t One
A collaboration between my bff and myself. Inspired by this. We will be listing 99 problems busty women face (in no particular order).
7. When reaching for something across a table or counter and your boobs have achieved their maximum squishability, you have to tilt forward slightly for that extra centimetre you could not quite make.
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