Saturday, 13 October 2012

Dear Cubicle Next Door

I get that you watch every UK soap opera known to womankind, as well as every reality singing/talent show, but fucking srsly.

I know you are disappointed in my lack of knowledge about who’s competing with who and the drama at so-and-so’s mansion, but I am 24 years old. I don’t give a blushing baboon’s ass about whether Ken is STILL sleeping with Wendy the widow, after all these years.

#dear    #cubicle    #next    #door    #neighbour    #reality    #tv    #show    #too    #much    #coronation    #st    #street    #soap    #opera    #uk    #mansion    #survivor    #annoying    #age    #work    #young    #old    #woman    #no    #life    

Saturday, 28 January 2012

This is pretty cool, but I feel super predictable/stereotypical now. I just wanna visit a whole bunch of porn sites or something to throw Google off. lol

#google    #guesses    #your    #age    

Thursday, 5 January 2012

Baby-Friendly LotR’s History

"Once upon a time in Baby Earth, there were…pacifiers of power!

Three Pacifiers for the long-eared babes under the sky,
Seven for the short boys in their halls of stone,
Nine for regular babies doomed to die (er, in their very OLD AGE…gracefully),
One for the Evil Babysitter on her poo-poo-butt throne
In the Land of Suburbia where the grown-ups lie.
One Pacifier to rule them all, One Pacifier to find them,
One Pacifier to bring them all and in the darkness (but with night-light) bind them
In the Land of Suburbia where the grown-ups lie.”

#lotr    #lord    #of    #the    #rings    #telling    #babies    #stories    #literacy    #at    #young    #age    #read    #reading    #readers    #reads    #good    #goodreads    #books    #book    #shortened    #really    #abridged    #board    #hah    #pacifiers    #rings    #one    #doomed    #evil