Tuesday, 17 April 2012

99 Problems and Small Tits Ain’t One

A collaboration between my bff and myself. Inspired by this. We will be listing 99 problems busty women face (in no particular order).

9. Trying on a really cute blouse and there is too much cleavage. Are these necklines made for hipster boys?

#99    #problems    #and    #small    #big    #breasts    #boobs    #aint    #one    #jay    #z    #12    #cute    #blouse    #necklines    #hipster    #boys    #too    #much    #cleavage    

Saturday, 14 April 2012

99 Problems and Small Tits Ain’t One

A collaboration between my bff and myself. Inspired by this. We will be listing 99 problems busty women face (in no particular order).

8. Gravity.

#99    #problems    #and    #small    #tits    #ain't    #one    #gravity    #awkward    #big    #breasts    #boobs    #collaboration    #sucks    

99 Problems and Small Tits Ain’t One

A collaboration between my bff and myself. Inspired by this. We will be listing 99 problems busty women face (in no particular order).

7. When reaching for something across a table or counter and your boobs have achieved their maximum squishability, you have to tilt forward slightly for that extra centimetre you could not quite make.

#99    #problems    #small    #tits    #aint    #one    #big    #breasts    #awkward    #boobs    #12    #maximum    #squishability    #reaching    #across    #counter    

99 Problems and Small Tits Ain’t One

A collaboration between my bff and myself. Inspired by this. We will be listing 99 problems busty women face (in no particular order).

6. Golf. Apparently it doesn’t work with boobs (for some this is not a problem but a goddamn relief).

#99    #problems    #small    #tits    #ain'tm    #one    #awkward    #big    #breasts    #boobs    #golf    #relief    

99 Problems and Small Tits Ain’t One

A collaboration between my bff and myself. Inspired by this. We will be listing 99 problems busty women face (in no particular order).

4. The Boob Brush. A common “klutzy” factor in which you forget that your boobs are actually attached to your body and tend to rub up against anything unmoving or moving.

#boob    #brush    #99    #problems    #small    #tits    #big    #breasts    #klutzy    #awkward    #moment    

Thursday, 12 April 2012

99 Problems and Small Tits Ain’t One

A collaboration between my bff and myself. Inspired by this. We will be listing 99 problems busty women face (in no particular order).

3. When you do jumping jacks they seem like/ do smack your chin/face (depending on droopiness and the bra factor)

#jumping    #jacks    #boob    #size    #small    #tits    #big    #large    #breasts    #funny    #lol    #awkward    #3    #three    #12    #smack    #face    

99 Problems and Small Tits Ain’t One

A collaboration between my bff and myself. Inspired by this. We will be listing 99 problems busty women face (in no particular order).

2. When hanging upside down…you suffocate.

#99    #problems    #boobs    #big    #small    #tits    #2    #two    #upside    #down    #suffocate    

99 Problems and Small Tits Ain’t One

A collaboration between my bff and myself. Inspired by this. We will be listing 99 problems busty women face (in no particular order).

1. When you are lying on your back, your boobs find some way to hang off each side towards your arms .

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So true. Needs more mention of t-shirts being designed with lower necks that only work if you have less boob. :D Also, babies. Stranger’s babies even. You hold that baby, and somehow it ends up going straight for the boob. PFFT.

Also, boob brushing. Especially brushing against PEOPLE. 

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Wednesday, 14 September 2011

And I am so going. :) It’s gonna be HUGE.

#symphony,    #out,.    #mississauga    #orchestra    #sheridan    #mall    #toronto.huge    #big    #come    #on    #book    #books    #bookshelves    #stock    #up    #hello    #new    #and    #used    #under    #three    #dollars    #canada    #canadian    #cheap    #gta    #seller    #collector    #thief    #awesome