Wednesday, 9 January 2013
Greg Story-time Voice: I didn’t know his name, from what I could gather, the rest of the crew called him Lee Po. He was named after a bar on Grande Avenue. Everyday he’d come in about 4, just when I thought I had my head squared away. And knockin’ into a thousand pins that went into a million different alleys. Dinner consisted of a threat and sometimes a kick. On the days we did eat, there was a broth so unspeakable we began to call it Lee Po’s Peepo.
Kittens: This story blows and has no structure.
Greg Story-time Voice: A cat entered. We decided then and there to eat it.
Kittens: That’s the first time you’ve eaten pussy in this story.
Greg Story-time Voice: Took a turn for the cheap. Chapter Three of Fifty Shades of Greg is available. Assmaster and Boat Commander. With a forward by Kittens McTavish!