Friday, 6 July 2012

Billy Talent Twins

Sister: I haven't heard a Billy Talent song in ages.
Me: I only like a few of their songs, even though they all sound the same.
Sister: I liked "Nothing to Lose".
Me: I liked the one in the garage.
Sister: Yeah. I just said I liked that one. It's called "Nothing to Lose".
Me: I also liked that one about the suicidal kid.
Sister: *pause* That is the same song. "Nothing to Lose."
Me: I like that one shot at that high school or whatever.
Sister: *annoyed pause* That's still "Nothing to Lose".
*both of us burst into laughter*

#billy    #talent    #twins    #billy talent    #nothing    #to    #lose    #nothing to lose    #songs    #song    #lyrics    #garage    #high school    #kid    #dumb    #stupid    #awkward    #awks    #suicide    #singing    #preview    #sister    #me    #chats    #car    #ride    #driving    #this    #is    

Sunday, 20 May 2012

I must have rubbed my eye makeup off onto my hands, but didn’t notice until I touched my new tattoo and freaked out thinking it was leaking all over my fingers. 

:|

Anyway, it says “friend” in Elvish (mellon). As in “speak friend and enter”, and yes someone has already made that joke.

Above: My really artsy out-of-focus version. :D

Below: Someone else confiscated my camera because it looked like I was trying to do a back flip without moving my hips.


#dumb    #stupid    #feel    #gif    #antoine    #tattoo    #new    #eye    #makeup    #leaking    #rubbing    #off    #goddamn    #lotr    #lord    #of    #the    #rings    #mellon    #friend    #speak    #and    #enter    #gandalf    #merry    

Monday, 30 January 2012

After brushing my windshield and making my way to the back of the car, eliminating all traces of snow, I make my way back to the front only to find the windshield covered in snow again. FML.

#snowing    #snow    #weather    #drastic    #fml    #fuck    #my    #life    #omg    #running    #around    #wind    #shield    #windshield    #brushing    #brush    #traces    #awkward    #idiot    #dumb    #lol    #hard    #fast    #too    #covered    #layers    #canada    #climate    

Saturday, 31 December 2011

I have only ever READ this word because, let’s be honest, who would us this aloud in a sentence? Anyway, I only just discovered it’s pronunciation. I still think it sounds wrong the correct way. I prefer my simplistic ah-gape versus ah-GAH-pay. What the hell, right?  *
*I found that apparently this odd bird of a word has two uses, which makes more sense in that I’ve only ever read it used the other way.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/agape

I have only ever READ this word because, let’s be honest, who would us this aloud in a sentence? Anyway, I only just discovered it’s pronunciation. I still think it sounds wrong the correct way. I prefer my simplistic ah-gape versus ah-GAH-pay. What the hell, right? *

*I found that apparently this odd bird of a word has two uses, which makes more sense in that I’ve only ever read it used the other way.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/agape

#agape    #words    #word    #pronunciation    #wrong    #dumb    #stupid    #dictionary    #lmao    #awkward    #moment    

Friday, 14 October 2011

That awkward moment when you read something aloud and completely mispronounce it, even though it’s a really simple word.

Like reading “fades” as “fadies”, as in, rhymes with “hades”.

I’m not actually, usually, this dumb.

#word,    #that    #awkward    #moment    #when    #read    #aloud    #mispronounce    #fades    #hades    #fadies    #dumb    #idiot    #embarassing    #i    #have    #no    #friends