Excelsior, fellow book lovers!
Sometimes I wonder why my books haven't asked for my parents' blessings yet.
You don't need to know who I am. Only that I like things. Like books. I am also a bookseller, which is why my hands are so dry to the point of them peeling off like snake-skin.
This blog is meant to be as ridiculous and funny as it is serious. I love books, reviewing them, discussing them, and analyzing them, but I'm also a fan of awesome things that make me laugh.
This does not include cheesy romantic comedies or lemon-flavoured candies. These are neither laugh-worthy (usually) or awesomely yummy (ick).
Wednesday, 8 February 2012
I got bored one night. So I painted giraffe patterns on my nails.
This is not a sticker or whatever. lol
#giraffe #not #a #sticker #opi #nails #nail #polish #nailpolish #white #brown #spots #print #pattern #bored #art
Friday, 20 May 2011
Dear Stranger on a bus,
You know what’s unpleasant? The sound of you clipping your nails. I mean, I find it just as disgusting when ladies do it, but you’re a guy. A grown man with gross, dirt-encrusted fingernails.
What the hell have you been doing? Digging your way to the center of the Earth?!
I feel it’s pretty pointless to maintain nail care when your hygiene isn’t even up to par. You need to shave and you look like you’ve managed to delay laundry day by a week.
Seriously, who the hell invented nail clippers? Worst idea ever.
#stranger #on #a #bus #fuckyeah #gross #annoying #sound #nails #nail #clippers #cut #hygiene #mississauga #transit #books #book #bookphilia