Excelsior, fellow book lovers!
Sometimes I wonder why my books haven't asked for my parents' blessings yet.
You don't need to know who I am. Only that I like things. Like books. I am also a bookseller, which is why my hands are so dry to the point of them peeling off like snake-skin.
This blog is meant to be as ridiculous and funny as it is serious. I love books, reviewing them, discussing them, and analyzing them, but I'm also a fan of awesome things that make me laugh.
This does not include cheesy romantic comedies or lemon-flavoured candies. These are neither laugh-worthy (usually) or awesomely yummy (ick).
Saturday, 25 August 2012
This is so awesome! I did the 50 question one because I was feeling particularly rushed to get things done. Naturally, the longer is better. :P
Here it is: http://www.thepottergames.com/quiz/
#fandom #fandom.net #lotr #lord #of #the #rings #harry #potter #battlestar #galactica #doctor #who #narnia #twilight #mortal #instruments #vampire #werewolf #quiz #id #hunger #games #dark #materials #animals #gAME #thrones #delirium #percy
Sunday, 20 May 2012
I must have rubbed my eye makeup off onto my hands, but didn’t notice until I touched my new tattoo and freaked out thinking it was leaking all over my fingers.
:|
Anyway, it says “friend” in Elvish (mellon). As in “speak friend and enter”, and yes someone has already made that joke.
Above: My really artsy out-of-focus version. :D
Below: Someone else confiscated my camera because it looked like I was trying to do a back flip without moving my hips.
Thursday, 5 January 2012
Baby-Friendly LotR’s History
“Once upon a time in Baby Earth, there were…pacifiers of power!
Three Pacifiers for the long-eared babes under the sky,
Seven for the short boys in their halls of stone,
Nine for regular babies doomed to die (er, in their very OLD AGE…gracefully),
One for the Evil Babysitter on her poo-poo-butt throne
In the Land of Suburbia where the grown-ups lie.
One Pacifier to rule them all, One Pacifier to find them,
One Pacifier to bring them all and in the darkness (but with night-light) bind them
In the Land of Suburbia where the grown-ups lie.”
Wednesday, 9 November 2011
A local Zellers stall has been claimed. Curses.
Saturday, 3 September 2011
I’m pretty sure this is the best thing ever. So grab a piece of paper and do it.
Monday, 15 August 2011
—J. R. R. Tolkien
#wander, #peter, #tolkien #lord #of #the #rings #not #all #who #are #lost #the #hobbit #movie #jackson #gandalf #bilbo #frodo #quote #j #r #jrr #book #books #bookphilia #bibliophilia #fun #fuckyeah
Monday, 16 May 2011
Poster: Steven Spielberg’s The Adventures Of Tintin: The Secret Of The Unicorn | /Film
Killer.
Oh
my
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goddddd
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