Excelsior, fellow book lovers!
Sometimes I wonder why my books haven't asked for my parents' blessings yet.
You don't need to know who I am. Only that I like things. Like books. I am also a bookseller, which is why my hands are so dry to the point of them peeling off like snake-skin.
This blog is meant to be as ridiculous and funny as it is serious. I love books, reviewing them, discussing them, and analyzing them, but I'm also a fan of awesome things that make me laugh.
This does not include cheesy romantic comedies or lemon-flavoured candies. These are neither laugh-worthy (usually) or awesomely yummy (ick).
Friday, 20 April 2012
Because this is what we do.
The worst is when you get stuck on the floor and can’t use your purposely stubby arms to get up.
Monday, 21 November 2011
Santa in the Bookstore
The mall Santa’s change room is located in our back hall area and too far from the public restroom, so to avoid going out in costume and getting mauled by children, we’re letting him use our wash room in the back room. We are hoping this entails many free candy canes and are, apparently, guaranteed a free photo (so taking him up on that) without waiting in line, as well as a place on the “nice list”. Yay. :’D
#santa #mall #free #bath #rest #wash #room #books #book #store #bookstore #lol #wtf #awkward #that #moment #when #lmao #funny #xmas #christmasWednesday, 9 November 2011
So, I had a few Roomaranging adventures today…for four HOURS. My sister and I decided to become our own circus performance (Rooma-ricus?). We are Roomarinjas! Or Rinjas for short. My sister’s stage name is Dances With Leaves. Her red roomarang is James (Gingy) and her green one is Sirius. My stage name is Wolfspin, due to my spinning abilities and my favourite roomarang (green) is Remus. The red one is Lily and she has yet to be used/removed from packaging. I plan to get a yellow one and draw a black bat on it. It’ll be Batmanarang. Or Batarang…Batrang? Da na na na na na na na BATRANG! I love it.
No, but seriously. We can do stuff with our rangs (LOL). I think it astounds me that some seven year old kid is like a Jedi Master at this shit.
Roomarangs. If you don’t have one, you are missing out on its awesomeness.
…Or I’m just easily amused.
#a, #house, #fun, #soft, #cool, #room #rang #roomarang #boomarang #boomerang #inside #foam #chapters #indigo #coles #toys #rooms #books #book #safe #performance #tricks #stage #names #name #total #loser #awkwardTuesday, 8 November 2011
Just bought a Room-A-Rang. Best $2.75 spent. Ever.
#room #boomerang #a #rang #chapters #indigo #coles
How do I get me one of these?
Monday, 5 September 2011
Why are all serious bad-ass villains always meeting in dark places lit by romantic candlelight? :|
#candle, #tv, #villains #buffy #the #vampire #slayer #light #candlelight #lit #cave #dark #room #vampires #vampire #vampyres #supernatural #stuff #joss #whedon #villains #antagonists #antaonist #books #books #shows #show #shelf #serious #romanticSaturday, 3 September 2011
Odd When…
You get that thrill, panic or urgency before shutting your door. It’s like the last little chance something in the dark can creep up and catch you, before you shut yourself away from the world and into your cocoon.
#shut #yourself #away #room #door #thrill #urgency #dark #creep #creepy #scared #panic #thrill #chance #frightened #scary #yikes #fuckyeah