Friday, 6 July 2012

Billy Talent Twins

Sister: I haven't heard a Billy Talent song in ages.
Me: I only like a few of their songs, even though they all sound the same.
Sister: I liked "Nothing to Lose".
Me: I liked the one in the garage.
Sister: Yeah. I just said I liked that one. It's called "Nothing to Lose".
Me: I also liked that one about the suicidal kid.
Sister: *pause* That is the same song. "Nothing to Lose."
Me: I like that one shot at that high school or whatever.
Sister: *annoyed pause* That's still "Nothing to Lose".
*both of us burst into laughter*

#billy    #talent    #twins    #billy talent    #nothing    #to    #lose    #nothing to lose    #songs    #song    #lyrics    #garage    #high school    #kid    #dumb    #stupid    #awkward    #awks    #suicide    #singing    #preview    #sister    #me    #chats    #car    #ride    #driving    #this    #is    

Sunday, 20 May 2012

I must have rubbed my eye makeup off onto my hands, but didn’t notice until I touched my new tattoo and freaked out thinking it was leaking all over my fingers. 

:|

Anyway, it says “friend” in Elvish (mellon). As in “speak friend and enter”, and yes someone has already made that joke.

Above: My really artsy out-of-focus version. :D

Below: Someone else confiscated my camera because it looked like I was trying to do a back flip without moving my hips.


#dumb    #stupid    #feel    #gif    #antoine    #tattoo    #new    #eye    #makeup    #leaking    #rubbing    #off    #goddamn    #lotr    #lord    #of    #the    #rings    #mellon    #friend    #speak    #and    #enter    #gandalf    #merry    

Tuesday, 3 January 2012

Bookstore Memo #1

No, I will not haggle the price of this book.

#books    #seller    #sellers    #book    #bookseller    #booking    #booked    #price    #will    #not    #haggle    #stupid    #awkward    #moment    #reading    #read    #reader    #retail    

Saturday, 31 December 2011

I have only ever READ this word because, let’s be honest, who would us this aloud in a sentence? Anyway, I only just discovered it’s pronunciation. I still think it sounds wrong the correct way. I prefer my simplistic ah-gape versus ah-GAH-pay. What the hell, right?  *
*I found that apparently this odd bird of a word has two uses, which makes more sense in that I’ve only ever read it used the other way.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/agape

I have only ever READ this word because, let’s be honest, who would us this aloud in a sentence? Anyway, I only just discovered it’s pronunciation. I still think it sounds wrong the correct way. I prefer my simplistic ah-gape versus ah-GAH-pay. What the hell, right? *

*I found that apparently this odd bird of a word has two uses, which makes more sense in that I’ve only ever read it used the other way.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/agape

#agape    #words    #word    #pronunciation    #wrong    #dumb    #stupid    #dictionary    #lmao    #awkward    #moment    

Saturday, 17 September 2011

Painting my room for the first time. Resisting the urge to run around like an ass, spinning my paint roller over my head like Xena.

Srsly. Don’t tempt me.

-Xena Warrior Paintress

#xena    #warrior    #paintress    #princess    #painting    #paint    #walls    #primer    #stupid    #that    #awkward    #moment    #when    #fairy    #tale    #green    #pink    #color    #walls    #gah    #reno    #bedroom    #books    #book    #shelves    #srsly    #stupidity    #fumes    #high