Friday, 5 April 2013

I’m going to squeeze the Harry Potter franchise for every last red cent. And when I’m through—once I have all that money—I’m going to shrink myself to the size of a fucking mouse.
—Gilderoy Lockhart, A Very Potter Senior Year (Act Two, Part Four)
#avpsy    #avps    #avpm    #starkid    #potter    #hp    #harry    #gilderoylockhart    #joeyrichter    #darrencriss    #jkrowling    #lol    #franchise    #money    #wizardingworld    #musical    #leakycon    #act    #two    #joewalker    #voldemort    #hewhomustnotbenamed    #deatheater    #flyingcar    #fordanglia    #hogwarts    

Thursday, 12 April 2012

99 Problems and Small Tits Ain’t One

A collaboration between my bff and myself. Inspired by this. We will be listing 99 problems busty women face (in no particular order).

2. When hanging upside down…you suffocate.

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#99    #problems    #boobs    #big    #small    #tits    #2    #two    #upside    #down    #suffocate    

Wednesday, 16 November 2011

Things I Do When I’m Bored

Two Chinese women are speaking in whatever dialect, in close quarters with me, and I pretend to understand what they are saying by nodding and smiling at the right moments. It wigs them out.

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#women,    #smiling,    #two    #chinese    #things    #i    #do    #when    #i'm    #bored    #lol    #you    #nodding    #pretending    #to    #understand    #wigs    #dialect    #false    #trick    #that    #awkward    #moment    

Monday, 26 September 2011

Jedi Kittens! How could I have missed this?! Check out part two, linked from the same vid!

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#cat,    #lol,    #trek,.    #jedi    #kittens    #lolcat    #lmao    #cute    #meow    #star    #wars    #emperor    #strikes    #back    #part    #two    #one    #lgith    #sabers    #saber    #lighsaber    #fight    #ships    #space    #kitty    #cutest    #thing    #evar    #nao    #mao    

Saturday, 10 September 2011

What?

What?

What?

What.

You. World War Two. What the hell’d you do to me?

—Torchwood (SEASON FINALE…amazing)
#reporter,.    #torchwood    #ww2    #wwii    #world    #war    #two    #2    #what    #?    #.    #!    #fuckyeah    #doctor who    #doctor    #who    #quotes    #quote    #gwen    #cooper    #charlotte    #three    #families    #stupid    #redhead    #kai    #owen    #rhys    #baby    #time