Monday, 29 October 2012
Dear Cubicle Next Door,
I get that you’re at the age when hot flashes make you feel like you’re standing inside an active volcano (pre-eruption), but cranking up the cool air is not going to prevent your internal furnace from imitating the pits of hell. The rest of us are freezing our asses off faster than those poor bastards in “The Thing”. And they were in fucking Antarctica. I will toss you into the remnants of this “Frankenstorm” if you do not refrain from turning up the air again. Srsly.
#dear #cubicle #next #door #work #lol #office #drama #frankenstorm #hurricane #cold #air #conditioning #hot #flashes #hell #fuck
Excelsior, fellow book lovers!
Sometimes I wonder why my books haven't asked for my parents' blessings yet.
You don't need to know who I am. Only that I like things. Like books. I am also a bookseller, which is why my hands are so dry to the point of them peeling off like snake-skin.
This blog is meant to be as ridiculous and funny as it is serious. I love books, reviewing them, discussing them, and analyzing them, but I'm also a fan of awesome things that make me laugh.
This does not include cheesy romantic comedies or lemon-flavoured candies. These are neither laugh-worthy (usually) or awesomely yummy (ick).
